Inter office IM

“Do YOU have a story about a hat that you have?” - Anna

“I have a ushanka hat.  It is from the Old Country.  It keeps my head warm.  When I wear it, I think about a social utopia and vodka.  The end.” - Cate

“The last time someone didn’t bring back the library book that I wanted I went out with my nunchucks and beat the pulp out of them and they never had a late fee again.” - Anna

“…….because they were in their grave.” - Anna

“…I think Annie just had a hairball” - Anna

“No, that’s the Black Lung.” - Cate

“Oh, of course.” - Anna

There was some verbal communication every once in awhile or looks exchanged to emphasize a point but this is pretty much how our IM conversations go.