Excuse me, sir?
Yes, you there. Behind me in the study cube. The one that breathes louder than any land walking mammal in the world. Yes, you there. The one that also cannot enjoy your drink without becoming Slurpy McSlurpston. Yes, you there. The one who is sighing the largest sighs that a 2 and a half day old fetus in Madagascar could hear you (and they haven’t even formed the ability to hear yet!!!).
Please stop all of the above and I promise not to launch myself at you and your cubicle to make you stop.
